Thursday, February 11, 2010

Join the Rangers Tank Movement


By Greg Caggiano


Tired of losing? Content with the fact that firing the coach or general manager will do nothing to stop this mediocrity? Well, have no fear! You are not alone. The season is over. They can fire anyone they like, make any trades they want, but we, the United Tankers Association of Rangerfanland (UTAR), are devoted to seeing this team tank and miss the playoffs, so that the Rangers may end up with a good draft pick and force ownership/management to do something.

Please take one of the slogans mentioned below and chant it every time you can. I think it's good for your digestive tract:

Fall for Hall!


Sellout for Seguin!


Flop for Fowler!


Need for Nino!

Have another slogan? Post it to our wall or leave it in a comment here! Please join our official Facebook group at the United Tankers Association of Ranger Fanland